Swaaaag

teamtea:

nontarian:

I couldn’t sleep so

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

teamtea:

me at this revision

teamtea:

me at this revision

clubangi:

naieve:

anxiousadolescent:

Bender gives no fucks whatsoever

Bender is god

follow me on insta @clubangi i follow back

clubangi:

naieve:

anxiousadolescent:

Bender gives no fucks whatsoever

Bender is god

follow me on insta @clubangi i follow back

letsbuildahome-fr:

Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque, Abu Dhabi | Andrew Shaylor

letsbuildahome-fr:

Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque, Abu Dhabi | Andrew Shaylor

awakeandempty:

Strawberry- Paul Baribeau 

Have you realized that your age is the number of times you’ve been around the sun.

ashlyndiane:

i-am-the-last-timelord:

lolzpicx:

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This is one of those posts that made me stop what I was doing and take a step back to re-evaluate my life

… I’ve never thought about it that way before.

abinky:

lordjaysus:

sallynopants:


One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

get it girl

z snap

Is this story true? i dont even fucking care she is the greatest human

abinky:

lordjaysus:

sallynopants:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

get it girl

z snap

Is this story true? i dont even fucking care she is the greatest human

liquid-youth:

Liquid-truth.tumblr.com

liquid-youth:

Liquid-truth.tumblr.com